Simon Cowell is so rich why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart
when ur crush tells a dumb joke and u make a frustrated noise and they go “come on you know you love me”
and ur just
yeHA THAT’S THE PROBLEM
*quotes Supernatural during sex*
"Do these tacos taste funny to you?"
"You breed with the mouth of a goat"
”I need you to let me touch it.”
"he was my gay thing"
"Dude, you can’t poke it with a stick."
"Cas, get out of my ass"
"I’ve got genital herpes."
these are not actual quotes
these are actual quotes
crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint
In which Jimmy Fallon nails it.