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jennels:

Simon Cowell is so rich why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart

subcourfeyrac:

when ur crush tells a dumb joke and u make a frustrated noise and they go “come on you know you love me”

and ur just 

(⊙ヮ⊙) …………

yeHA THAT’S THE PROBLEM

pleatedjeans:

You should follow @pleatedjeans

batman-is-our-king:

gambitgrl:

gan-firling:

croowley:

theboywhocried-dean:

jazzytrenchcoatfromhell:

old-women-josie:

slashfilled-mind:

notof-import:

martanaenae:

teamfreewifi:

*quotes Supernatural during sex*

"Do these tacos taste funny to you?"

"You breed with the mouth of a goat"

”I need you to let me touch it.”

"he was my gay thing"

"Dude, you can’t poke it with a stick."

"Cas, get out of my ass"

"I’ve got genital herpes."

these are not actual quotes

these are actual quotes

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pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

claudiagray:

In which Jimmy Fallon nails it.