"i’ve never seen a diamond in the flesh"
alright, lorde never been to a kay jewelers or the jewelry counter at a macy’s
Probably not since she’s from New Zealand..
i don’t care what planet she’s from
How to Have Sex:
- spin around
- S TOP
- double take tHREE TIMES
- PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
- WOOOOOO WOOOOO
- stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
- BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN
One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.
how to be cool
A) cool sunglasses emoji
is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format
why is your dog zaboomafoo
do NOT be a slightly higher res
Sometimes we get sad about things and we don’t like to tell other people that we are sad about them. We like to keep it a secret. Or sometimes, we are sad but we really don’t know why we are sad, so we say we aren’t sad but we really are.
|—||Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (via exoticwild)|
we can’t date if u won’t kill bugs for me
My sister told me that when she was little and saw white people in make up commercials and never black people, she thought it was just because white people were ugly and black people were beautiful and didn’t need make up